Those popes who bear the name, "Pius," are the greatest guardians of the Church against heresy. This blog is a watchdog for modernism in the Church. In reality, outside this blog, the members of the board temper their criticisms and opinions with prudence and charity so as to help souls in their journey towards Christ. But sometimes, for the sake of their own sanity, the authors of this blog just need to blow off some steam. The result is Totus Pius.

29 May 2006

In reponse to a request from a friend...

The St. Thomas Aquinas hymn (to the tune of "By all your saints still striving"):

All praise to you St. Thomas
Great Doctor of the Church.
They locked you in a tower
To stop your holy search.
You grabbed a flaming poker
and chased her out the door.
And as she ran you called out,
"Convert, you filthy whore."


Anonymous said...

let me be the first to say this blog is tremendous...

Papa Beatus Pius IX said...

Oh man...sing along at