Those popes who bear the name, "Pius," are the greatest guardians of the Church against heresy. This blog is a watchdog for modernism in the Church. In reality, outside this blog, the members of the board temper their criticisms and opinions with prudence and charity so as to help souls in their journey towards Christ. But sometimes, for the sake of their own sanity, the authors of this blog just need to blow off some steam. The result is Totus Pius.

01 June 2006

Welcome Pius V...

You Are 0% Open Minded

You may be surprised to hear that you're not very open minded... and a little judgmental.
You tend to dislike others that are different from you.
While you may be open to a few new things, you don't reach far beyond what you believe.
And it's likely that you don't even want to discuss different points of view!


Ah yes. We are so closed minded we will not even trouble ourselves by conceding to answer the ridiculous questions of this quiz. And why not? Let us demonstrate:



It doesn't bother you to see two men kissing.


Since we are Italian and know many men from all over Europe, we know that men often "kiss" each other in greeting. The close minded people who designed this quiz doubtlessly believe that men kissing is a sign of homosexuality - which we do indeed find disturbing.


You don't think less of someone who is on welfare.


Another ridiculous question. We would not think less of someone because they are on welfare - however that does not mean that we would think less of someone who besides other things, happens to be on welfare


You are open to debating your beliefs at almost any time, with anyone.


Of course we will debate our beliefs! But do not think that that makes us open minded - on the contrary, it is merely a sign that we are dead-set on converting others, through debate, to our beliefs!



We know -we take even a silly little quiz too seriously. We are no fun - That is the point.

1 comment:

L said...

Brilliant. "Open-minded" has such a narrow definition that it's practically Orwellian. I was tempted to take the quiz myself but realized that I'd probably just raise my blood pressure. In conclusion, nice blog!