Those popes who bear the name, "Pius," are the greatest guardians of the Church against heresy. This blog is a watchdog for modernism in the Church. In reality, outside this blog, the members of the board temper their criticisms and opinions with prudence and charity so as to help souls in their journey towards Christ. But sometimes, for the sake of their own sanity, the authors of this blog just need to blow off some steam. The result is Totus Pius.

16 March 2007

The Apostolic Booyah

Hey, Napoleon!

Not only were you put into prison while We continued ruling as Supreme Pontiff...

But now you've kicked the bucket, and We're still kicking and writing on a blog! We impart our Apostolic Booyah!

(A very charitable booyah, though. We were very kind to Napoleon after he was defeated.)

-Pius P. P. VII

P. S. - Send a rescue team in for me if I drown in this cope.


lina1886 said...

You were a real jerk for inspiring such creeps as adolph hitler.
Leave the GLORY for GOD, will ya?

Anonymous said...

That extra-long papal cope is called mantum. I hope we may see it again in use.