16 March 2007
The Apostolic Booyah
Not only were you put into prison while We continued ruling as Supreme Pontiff...
But now you've kicked the bucket, and We're still kicking and writing on a blog! We impart our Apostolic Booyah!
(A very charitable booyah, though. We were very kind to Napoleon after he was defeated.)
-Pius P. P. VII
P. S. - Send a rescue team in for me if I drown in this cope.